Name: Pyro Mood: chilled, content, relaxed.. Height: doctor said 5’7” but i had shoes on soo 5’6? Age: 23 Eye Color: brown Hair Color: black Describe yourself in three words:cool, chill, rapper What is it like to be you?: fun, and depressing Job: nah.. Favorite Sport: basketball n football Favorite Color: red Favorite Band: the eagles ...
Eaves-dropping on your homie's phone call to his...
loadedpencil: Everybody listens outside the door All you hear is her yelling, and your like Then things die down, and your all like “Dont say it man” He says “I love you too baby” Nigga you W H I P P E D!!
Do my ladies run this muthafukkaaa
i-aint-shit-tho: imadeheryuuup: vib392: “HEEEEELL YEAAAH” It’s a man’s world.
tv prank goes wrong #worldstar
Strike out everything you’ve done.
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something 17. Had a dog. 18....
Reblog if you literally can't stop thinking about...
I Usually dont listen to BOW WOW but i gave this... →
fuck kinda name is bow wow anyways. never realized how funny it sounded til now
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you...– (via elsadyana)
what is the world coming to? →
Pepe Le Pew teaches kids that sometimes you gotta...
itsexclusive: Yes he did and that there is no such thing as sexual harassment. whaaaaaaat!! i knew there was somethin funky about that mofucka
reblog if you like talking about sex
blackguysforever: bow chika wow wooooooow
OF is like everyfuckinwhere
why are cops so powerful? we regular people out number them… we got more fire power. oh wait i forgot they have helicopters and bigger guns. but in situations like this what can they do if all these skaters attacked these 3-4 cops.
ima try these things in bold at walmart
1. Head over to electronics and set all the clocks volume the highest it can go. Then, set the alarms to go off every 5 minutes. 2. Tell an employee “I think we’ve got a Code Blue in hardware,” and wait to see what they do. 3. Go up the electronic doors and play with them until an employee stops you. 4. Go to any department, and say “who buys this crap?” in an above-average...
just toooo funny
Missing someone you shouldn't.
i think this is the episode from last nite. its funnny to me. all the situations they find themselves in are fuckin ridiculous! lol
Haters will Broadcast your Failure, but...
SAIL your soul don’t SELL your soul– Jhene Aiko (via ai3isback)